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What happens when Lil’ Crockett’s drunk, negligent mom drops off Lil’ Robbie and Lil’ Crockett at the library so she can go play the penny slots at the casino? Click below to listen to this week’s all new episode of “Turtle Talk.”
Welcome to another magical episode of everybody’s favorite show “Turtle Talk” with Lil’ Robbie and Lil’ Crockett! Left unsupervised, the boys decide to watch a little television…listen to see what happens!
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So awhile back, you may remember I was complaining about my girlfriend not wanting me to buy the Ghostbusters PKE Meter for $75. Well I did it anyway, besides her best wishes. After I bought it, my parents and my girlfriend, all sat around the table and called me an idiot, and cracked jokes.
Well, it seems that Tara and I are going to be moving in November (fingers crossed) and we need furniture, since the apartment we moved into, was pre furnished. When I bought the PKE Meter I tried to explain to everyone that they are highly collectable and rare, and worth a good amount.
It dawned on my girlfriend and I not too long ago, shit, we need a couch for our new apartment. The couch we are looking at is $300, and with all the bills, coming up with a spare $300 is a little tough. So what do I do? I put the PKE Meter up for sale on ebay on Sunday, and list it for a 7 day auction. Well there is still four days left on it, and the PKE Meter is now up to $110!
All I’m saying is, that idiotic $75 investment is going to pay for a new couch! Guess who’s going to be sitting on the floor? Not me!
~Crockett
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So, I’m not much of a techie geek but I smashed my iPhone a few weeks ago (a common habit of mine) and instead of buying a new iPhone 4, I figured I’d wait for the rumored iPhone 5 to come out… Apparently, Otterbox (a basically indestructible case) is too… So much so that AT&T posted an option to purchase the Otterbox for iPhone 5. One problem, they forgot to remove the iPhone 5 BEFORE taking the picture. Oops! Looks cool, though! 
Froggy 101
